Did you hear about the man who poured beer over his lawn, hoping that the grass would come up half cut?

Did you hear about the two men who were stopped by the police for being drunk and disorderly and it turned out that the first had been drinking battery acid and the second had been swallowing fireworks. One was charged and the other was let off.

Did you hear about the woman who went into a cocktail bar and ordered a Double Entendre so the barman gave her one?

Did you hear about the man who took a tiger into a pub. The tiger drank four bottles of whisky, two pints of guiness and a half of lager top then collapsed in a drunken stupor in the middle of the floor. The man who'd brought it in was walking out when the landlord called out "Hey, you can't leave that lying there" and the man called back, "It isn't a lion, its a tiger.

Okay, so they were pretty terrible jokes, and I'm sure you know lots of better ones that involve pubs, so get the email out and mail them to us at info@pubworld.co.uk, and if they are not too blue, we'll include them in the next jokes page update.

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